SoopaJane (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} soopajane) wrote,@ 2006-10-18 07:37:00 |
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The Morning News Report
13 y/o girl Uses MySpace to Lure Bands into Her Home
My favourite part is when the leader of Fonix Cat, a "neo-punk country band" (Someone, please explain that one to me...) said that she lured them into her house with free pizza and Crystal Light. "How could we resist?" He then goes on to say: ""She locked us in the basement and told us we had to play for her free. It wasn't that bad, so we stuck around for a while. Her mom eventually kicked us out." I expected him to end that sentence with, "She was a total bummer, man."
Seriously, how dumb can you get?
Wouldn't you love to have enough money to throw around, so that if you ever accidentally put your elbow through a $139 million painting, you can just say, "Oh shit. Look what I've done."?
Finally, a government somewhere is starting to see how much money they can make from legalizing and selling marijuana.
Those were just the ones I found particularly funny and interesting this morning. You should probably also know that Bush signed that damn bill into law this morning, removing all rights of people being arrested, under the guise of "protecting our freedom". And Mark Foley: still gay, still a sleazebag, but the American voters don't really care about all that. And those pesky scientists will apparently never stop creating new elements. I know the real definition of an element, but it seems that it shouldn't be added to the periodic table or even counted as a true "element", unless it occurs in nature. All these man-made elements seem kinda shady to me. Especially since they only exist for milliseconds at a time. But oh well.
13 y/o girl Uses MySpace to Lure Bands into Her Home
My favourite part is when the leader of Fonix Cat, a "neo-punk country band" (Someone, please explain that one to me...) said that she lured them into her house with free pizza and Crystal Light. "How could we resist?" He then goes on to say: ""She locked us in the basement and told us we had to play for her free. It wasn't that bad, so we stuck around for a while. Her mom eventually kicked us out." I expected him to end that sentence with, "She was a total bummer, man."
Seriously, how dumb can you get?
Wouldn't you love to have enough money to throw around, so that if you ever accidentally put your elbow through a $139 million painting, you can just say, "Oh shit. Look what I've done."?
Finally, a government somewhere is starting to see how much money they can make from legalizing and selling marijuana.
Those were just the ones I found particularly funny and interesting this morning. You should probably also know that Bush signed that damn bill into law this morning, removing all rights of people being arrested, under the guise of "protecting our freedom". And Mark Foley: still gay, still a sleazebag, but the American voters don't really care about all that. And those pesky scientists will apparently never stop creating new elements. I know the real definition of an element, but it seems that it shouldn't be added to the periodic table or even counted as a true "element", unless it occurs in nature. All these man-made elements seem kinda shady to me. Especially since they only exist for milliseconds at a time. But oh well.
